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That same reply was posted to multiple separate questions pertaining to leg pain, one about getting rejected by a woman, and another about cleaning a library. There's little rhyme or reason to it, but it seems that there's more than one person spreading similar stuff. They start with some wildly unnecessary explanation of how to make the Christian Sign of the Cross, decry a bunch of other religions, and then proceed to describe a whole bunch of Russian Orthodox gibberish that would make even Vladimir Putin roll his eyes.
Jesus is cool and all, but if it comes down to it, we're following the flying man with laser eyes.
That screencap is from one guy who has been at this shit for years. He started off with small paragraphs like the one up there, but over time, his madness has grown. Nobody seems amused.
"... and then Becky told Chrissy that she heard Brad tell Alex at Anthropologie that Lacey from Bayview saw ..."
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He keeps going -- and we keep saying "he" because it's impossible to imagine this guy looking like anything other than Alex Jones with a fedora. And over time, he's even added sources and tacked them onto the bottom of his "answers." He's citing photos from LiveJournal, which most people will remember was largely populated by seventh-graders who thought bands like Linkin Park were "edgy."
Yahoo Answers might have had its place in the world, but at this point, all it seems to be good for is harboring the internet's "chaotic neutral" population. So thanks for running the asylum, Yahoo Answers.
Isaac never wants to have to take a screengrab again. He's also on Twitter and Instagram.
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